Expanding on the Convergence stuff from my last post.
I thought I'd define convergence.
Definition:
The act, condition, quality, or fact of converging.
I thought putting it in bold was quite a bold move.....
sorry couldn't help myself.
I got that definition from www.dictionary.com by the way. Oh how did people find out the meaning of words before dictionaries?
On the topic of dictionaries, I'll share Demetri Martin joke on the subject with you:
"I bought a dictionary, and looked up the word 'dictionary', it said: 'You're an asshole.' "
And another.
"I was in a store and I saw a pocket dictionary and that made me laugh because it's such... a specific item.
I don't know that many words... and I'm going out... and I have pants. Perfect!"
One more.
"I was going to read the Dictionary, but then I read the last page, ruined the whole story for me.... and anyway... I hear it's a bit of an anti-climax."
Okay.. that last one, is just my own lame joke that I snuck in with the idea you would think it's funnier if it's someone elses joke.
http://www.demetrimartin.org
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